Catholic Christianese
Words and phrases you'll commonly hear in Catholic churches and communities.
Advent
Holidays & CalendarThe four weeks before Christmas, kept as a season of waiting and preparation — for the celebration of Jesus' birth and for His return.
“"The countdown to Christmas, with candles and meaning."”
Ash Wednesday
Holidays & CalendarThe first day of Lent, marked by a cross of ashes on the forehead as a sign of repentance and mortality — "remember that you are dust."
“"The day Christians get a smudge on their forehead and keep it there on purpose."”
Catechism
Catholic & OrthodoxA summary of Christian teaching in question-and-answer form, used to instruct new believers and the young (catechism); and a person being instructed in preparation for baptism (catechumen).
“"Q&A flashcards for the faith — and the person who's studying them to join."”
Discipline (Church Discipline)
Church Life & ServicesA church's formal process for confronting a member in serious, unrepentant sin — private conversation, then wider involvement, and, if it fails, removal from membership — with the aim of restoring them.
“"The church's formal process when a member won't stop doing serious harm. Meant as rescue; it doesn't always feel that way."”
Confession
Catholic & OrthodoxTelling one's sins to a priest and receiving God's forgiveness through him — a sacrament in Catholic and Orthodox practice, also available in Anglican and Lutheran churches.
“"You tell the priest what you did wrong; he tells you God forgives you."”
Daily Office
Prayer & DevotionSet prayers — psalms, scripture readings, and prayers — said at fixed times through the day, in a pattern the church has kept for over 1,500 years.
“"Praying on a schedule, with a script, several times a day."”
Doxology
Worship & MusicA short song or formula of praise to God, especially the one that begins "Praise God from whom all blessings flow," often sung when the offering is brought forward.
“"The short praise song everyone over fifty knows by heart."”
Epiphany
Holidays & CalendarJanuary 6, the feast marking the arrival of the Magi to worship the infant Jesus — Christ revealed to the nations — and, in the Eastern church, the baptism of Christ. It ends the twelve days of Christmas.
“"January 6: the wise men show up, Christmas officially ends, and Orthodox Christians bless the water."”
Exorcism
A formal rite of prayer to drive an evil spirit out of a person or place — in the Catholic Church, performed only by a priest with the bishop's permission and after other explanations are ruled out.
“"The church's formal, rare procedure for casting out a demon."”
Feast Day
Catholic & OrthodoxA day on the church calendar honoring a saint or an event in the life of Christ or Mary — marked with special readings, sometimes a Mass or Liturgy, and often, despite the name, no feast.
“"A saint's day, or a holy day, on the church calendar. Food not guaranteed."”
Genuflect
Catholic & OrthodoxTwo physical gestures of reverence — a brief kneel on one knee toward the altar (genuflecting), and the hand motion touching forehead, chest, and shoulders (the sign of the cross).
“"The quick kneel and the forehead-chest-shoulders hand thing."”
Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner
Internet ChristianityA phrase meaning "I disagree with what you're doing, but I care about you as a person" — meant as a formula for combining moral conviction with love, and often heard very differently by the person it's said to.
“"I think what you're doing is wrong, and I still care about you. (It doesn't always land that way.)"”
Holy Water
Catholic & OrthodoxTwo physical elements of liturgical worship: water blessed by a priest, used for blessings and for the sign of the cross on entering a church; and incense burned as a symbol of prayer rising to God.
“"The water by the church door and the smoke in the service. Both are blessings, not decoration."”
Holy Week
The week before Easter, walking day by day through Jesus' last days — Palm Sunday (His entry into Jerusalem), Maundy Thursday (the Last Supper), Good Friday (the crucifixion), and Holy Saturday — ending at Easter.
“"The week the whole story of the cross gets told one day at a time."”
Icon
Catholic & OrthodoxA sacred painted image of Christ, Mary, or a saint, made in a traditional style and honored — not worshipped — in Orthodox and some Catholic worship.
“"A holy painting that Orthodox Christians kiss, bow to, and pray in front of — as a window, not an idol."”
Lent
Prayer & DevotionThe roughly forty days before Easter, from Ash Wednesday to Holy Saturday, kept as a season of repentance, fasting, and preparation — often by giving something up.
“"The forty days before Easter when you give something up and take faith more seriously."”
Liturgy
Worship & MusicA set, repeated order of worship with written prayers, readings, and congregational responses, followed the same way every week.
“"Church with a script — same words, same order, every time."”
Mass
Catholic & OrthodoxThe Catholic worship service, centered on the Eucharist — scripture readings, a homily, prayers, and communion, in a fixed order every time.
“"The Catholic Sunday service. Also Saturday evening. Also weekdays, if you're keen."”
Maundy Thursday
Holidays & CalendarThe Thursday before Easter, remembering the Last Supper — when Jesus washed His disciples' feet, instituted communion, and gave the "new commandment" to love one another. It opens the three holiest days of the year.
“"The night before Good Friday: the Last Supper, foot washing, and a service that ends in silence."”
Ordinary Time
Holidays & CalendarThe long stretches of the church year that aren't a special season — after Epiphany until Lent, and after Pentecost until Advent — when the Sundays are simply numbered and the liturgical color is green.
“"The church year's 'regular' weeks — no big feast, just numbered Sundays and green."”
Parish
Catholic & OrthodoxA local Catholic, Anglican, or Orthodox church community and, traditionally, the geographic area it serves — everyone living within its boundaries belongs to it.
“"A church with a zip code. You belong to the one nearest you (in theory)."”
Passing the Peace
Worship & MusicThe moment in a church service when everyone turns and greets the people around them, usually with a handshake and the words "Peace be with you."
“"Turn around, shake hands, say 'peace be with you.' Then it's over."”
Rosary
Prayer & DevotionTwo Catholic structured prayers. The Rosary is a set of prayers counted on beads while meditating on events in Jesus' life; a novena is a prayer repeated for nine days for a particular intention.
“"Catholic prayer with beads (Rosary) and Catholic prayer for nine days straight (novena)."”
Vespers
Catholic & OrthodoxOrthodox evening prayer (Vespers), usually Saturday evening, and the main Sunday service (the Divine Liturgy), centered on the Eucharist — long, sung, standing, and ancient. Vespers also names evening prayer in Catholic and Anglican use.
“"Vespers: the Saturday evening service. Divine Liturgy: the Sunday one, which Orthodox Christians don't call Mass."”