Catholic Christianese

Words and phrases you'll commonly hear in Catholic churches and communities.

Advent

Holidays & Calendar

The four weeks before Christmas, kept as a season of waiting and preparation — for the celebration of Jesus' birth and for His return.

"The countdown to Christmas, with candles and meaning."

Mildly puzzling

Ash Wednesday

Holidays & Calendar

The first day of Lent, marked by a cross of ashes on the forehead as a sign of repentance and mortality — "remember that you are dust."

"The day Christians get a smudge on their forehead and keep it there on purpose."

Mildly puzzling

Catechism

Catholic & Orthodox

A summary of Christian teaching in question-and-answer form, used to instruct new believers and the young (catechism); and a person being instructed in preparation for baptism (catechumen).

"Q&A flashcards for the faith — and the person who's studying them to join."

Very confusing

Discipline (Church Discipline)

Church Life & Services

A church's formal process for confronting a member in serious, unrepentant sin — private conversation, then wider involvement, and, if it fails, removal from membership — with the aim of restoring them.

"The church's formal process when a member won't stop doing serious harm. Meant as rescue; it doesn't always feel that way."

Very confusing

Confession

Catholic & Orthodox

Telling one's sins to a priest and receiving God's forgiveness through him — a sacrament in Catholic and Orthodox practice, also available in Anglican and Lutheran churches.

"You tell the priest what you did wrong; he tells you God forgives you."

Mildly puzzling

Daily Office

Prayer & Devotion

Set prayers — psalms, scripture readings, and prayers — said at fixed times through the day, in a pattern the church has kept for over 1,500 years.

"Praying on a schedule, with a script, several times a day."

Very confusing

Doxology

Worship & Music

A short song or formula of praise to God, especially the one that begins "Praise God from whom all blessings flow," often sung when the offering is brought forward.

"The short praise song everyone over fifty knows by heart."

Confusing

Epiphany

Holidays & Calendar

January 6, the feast marking the arrival of the Magi to worship the infant Jesus — Christ revealed to the nations — and, in the Eastern church, the baptism of Christ. It ends the twelve days of Christmas.

"January 6: the wise men show up, Christmas officially ends, and Orthodox Christians bless the water."

Confusing

Exorcism

A formal rite of prayer to drive an evil spirit out of a person or place — in the Catholic Church, performed only by a priest with the bishop's permission and after other explanations are ruled out.

"The church's formal, rare procedure for casting out a demon."

Confusing

Feast Day

Catholic & Orthodox

A day on the church calendar honoring a saint or an event in the life of Christ or Mary — marked with special readings, sometimes a Mass or Liturgy, and often, despite the name, no feast.

"A saint's day, or a holy day, on the church calendar. Food not guaranteed."

Mildly puzzling

Genuflect

Catholic & Orthodox

Two physical gestures of reverence — a brief kneel on one knee toward the altar (genuflecting), and the hand motion touching forehead, chest, and shoulders (the sign of the cross).

"The quick kneel and the forehead-chest-shoulders hand thing."

Mildly puzzling

Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner

Internet Christianity

A phrase meaning "I disagree with what you're doing, but I care about you as a person" — meant as a formula for combining moral conviction with love, and often heard very differently by the person it's said to.

"I think what you're doing is wrong, and I still care about you. (It doesn't always land that way.)"

Very confusing

Holy Water

Catholic & Orthodox

Two physical elements of liturgical worship: water blessed by a priest, used for blessings and for the sign of the cross on entering a church; and incense burned as a symbol of prayer rising to God.

"The water by the church door and the smoke in the service. Both are blessings, not decoration."

Mildly puzzling

Holy Week

The week before Easter, walking day by day through Jesus' last days — Palm Sunday (His entry into Jerusalem), Maundy Thursday (the Last Supper), Good Friday (the crucifixion), and Holy Saturday — ending at Easter.

"The week the whole story of the cross gets told one day at a time."

Mildly puzzling

Icon

Catholic & Orthodox

A sacred painted image of Christ, Mary, or a saint, made in a traditional style and honored — not worshipped — in Orthodox and some Catholic worship.

"A holy painting that Orthodox Christians kiss, bow to, and pray in front of — as a window, not an idol."

Confusing

Lent

Prayer & Devotion

The roughly forty days before Easter, from Ash Wednesday to Holy Saturday, kept as a season of repentance, fasting, and preparation — often by giving something up.

"The forty days before Easter when you give something up and take faith more seriously."

Mildly puzzling

Liturgy

Worship & Music

A set, repeated order of worship with written prayers, readings, and congregational responses, followed the same way every week.

"Church with a script — same words, same order, every time."

Confusing

Mass

Catholic & Orthodox

The Catholic worship service, centered on the Eucharist — scripture readings, a homily, prayers, and communion, in a fixed order every time.

"The Catholic Sunday service. Also Saturday evening. Also weekdays, if you're keen."

Obvious

Maundy Thursday

Holidays & Calendar

The Thursday before Easter, remembering the Last Supper — when Jesus washed His disciples' feet, instituted communion, and gave the "new commandment" to love one another. It opens the three holiest days of the year.

"The night before Good Friday: the Last Supper, foot washing, and a service that ends in silence."

Confusing

Ordinary Time

Holidays & Calendar

The long stretches of the church year that aren't a special season — after Epiphany until Lent, and after Pentecost until Advent — when the Sundays are simply numbered and the liturgical color is green.

"The church year's 'regular' weeks — no big feast, just numbered Sundays and green."

Very confusing

Parish

Catholic & Orthodox

A local Catholic, Anglican, or Orthodox church community and, traditionally, the geographic area it serves — everyone living within its boundaries belongs to it.

"A church with a zip code. You belong to the one nearest you (in theory)."

Mildly puzzling

Passing the Peace

Worship & Music

The moment in a church service when everyone turns and greets the people around them, usually with a handshake and the words "Peace be with you."

"Turn around, shake hands, say 'peace be with you.' Then it's over."

Confusing

Rosary

Prayer & Devotion

Two Catholic structured prayers. The Rosary is a set of prayers counted on beads while meditating on events in Jesus' life; a novena is a prayer repeated for nine days for a particular intention.

"Catholic prayer with beads (Rosary) and Catholic prayer for nine days straight (novena)."

Mildly puzzling

Vespers

Catholic & Orthodox

Orthodox evening prayer (Vespers), usually Saturday evening, and the main Sunday service (the Divine Liturgy), centered on the Eucharist — long, sung, standing, and ancient. Vespers also names evening prayer in Catholic and Anglican use.

"Vespers: the Saturday evening service. Divine Liturgy: the Sunday one, which Orthodox Christians don't call Mass."

Very confusing